Sad Bowl of Cereal
Ok, got my frosted flakes, and some nice juicy blue berries. Put them in a bowl, mix them together. Um. Now comes the milk.
What? No milk? Geez! That sucks!
I’m so set on this bowl of cereal I’m walking over to the store to get milk right now. I mean I finished it last night, less than eight hours ago, and I already forgot it’s all gone? No cat, and no other other soul around to finish it either. Just me. Where has my memory gone, and more important why has it gone? Not enough milk I bet.
August 26th, 2006 at 23:38
I too am short….of cereal…I have plenty of milk…
It is a predicament of dire proportions my friend…
but I have an easy solution…
Find a cow…cownap it, and bring it to your apartment..and you can have all the fresh milk you can handle…
and fresh manure for use as a basic fuel for fires….fun huh?
September 11th, 2006 at 15:49
I think I’d have the cow die on me, after it eats all my food. How about I just go over to the store, and for my pet I’ll dognap a little, abused puppy along the way? :)