Archive for November 19th, 2008

Gullible is not in the dictionary.”

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

As if the day was not full enough of moronic, hot air, brain dead Emails, one more passed into my inbox without so much as flinching under the idiot radar. Now my spambox contains more intelligent content than the inbox.

If you’re too busy to read my emails in full, fuck off and don’t waste my time. It’s not my job to redress the issue several times, while you read only the first paragraph of each Email on your Blackberry. I also don’t take kindly towards amending work order after work order, as you slowly realise that your budget is insufficient for what you originally asked for - just as I told you the case would be. You hired me to complete a job. Give me the tools required, and stay out of my damn way so I can complete it.

The audio books you’re “learning from” and are “inspiring you” are killing your remaining braincells along with any semblance of an attention span which you might still posses - my best explanation as to why you can’t get past the first of two paragraphs of an Email. Lay off the Starbucks, put down the Blackberry, loosen the tie, and for once listen to those around you.

Your inability to plug-in into reality makes you and me look like idiots at times we both need to look credible, professional, and intelligent. Don’t be stupid only so you can apologise later. Listen to what I said. Read what I wrote. And it’ll all come together.