89 Answers You Didn’t Ask For
1. How late did you stay up last night?
Midnight.
2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
[edited by my good natured side]
3. What is your favourite movie?
Too narrow of a question, but my favs include Amelie, Matrix Reloaded, Labyrinth.
4. What do you order at Starbucks?
Hot Apple cider is my most common order.
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
‘Live through it’ is my highest priority for almost everything. I aim low.
6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
I don’t think about relationships three months from now.
7. Do you own a stereo that cost more than $100?
Yep.
8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
Yep.
9. How’s your heart lately?
About 56BPM.
10. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Places don’t matter that much to me. I tend to go for where the right kind of people are, where ever that happens to be.
11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12:00pm?
Reading ‘In Defense of Atheism’.
12. Like someone?
Only while alive.
13. Do you have a bestfriend?
Yes. Well… maybe, if I can’t count myself.
[Fuck, yes.]
14. What was the reason you last cried?
Lyrics to a song, not sure for which - there are too many.
15. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yes, but they didn’t talk back. Strange.
16. How many red lights have you ran?
A couple.
17. Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
Sure.
18. What was your favourite grade?
Grade 8, probably.
19. What were you doing at 12:00am last night?
Dreaming of [edited by my evil side].
20. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Only a 12 year old would ask such question.
21. Have you ever betrayed someone who trusted you?
Only a 14 year old would ask such question.
22. When was the last time you were given roses?
Still waiting.
23. Is there anything you are craving right now?
My stomach to calm down would go a long way to craving something.
24. When did your last hug take place?
In the last couple of days.
25. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Ha, ha, ha. You only ask since you know not my name.
26. Have you ever started a sentence with “No offense, but…”
Probably.
27. Do you drink tea?
Only by the bucket.
28. When was the last time you saw a cop?
When I turned the corner, speeding.
29. Did you ride in someone else’s car today?
Nope. Other people cannot be trusted with getting me safely anywhere. :)
30. Have you made a mistake in the past week?
Try past hour.
31. What are you listening to right now?
The lil voices in my mind. They talk to me, you know, and I in turn give them names. They’re my friends. Forever.
32. Who was the last person to text you?
Server, telling me it’s down - emotional piece of circuitry.
33. Are you happy with your life?
Happiness is relative and I’m relatively happy.
34. Do you miss anyone or anything right now?
The last 10 mins of my life? What the hell am I doing?
35. Are there people in your text inbox?
Not sure, but if I find any, I will be sure to try to get them out. Kinda cramped in there, I imagine.
36. Is there a feeling you’re trying to avoid?
No. It’s futile.
37. Country music?
Please… no!
38. What was the last movie you saw?
The Golden Compass.
39. Are you sleeping somewhere Saturday night?
Home?
40. When was the last time you cried?
Embarrassing recently. Damn lyrics.
41. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Never.
42. What were you doing this morning at 7am?
Sleeping.
43. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Why would you ask this question 20 mins into the survey?
44. Are you any good at math?
1.
45. What were you doing last night?
Reading and sleeping - the excitement never stops around me. Oh yeah, I did go to the pub for a beer and fries. (Phew, redeemed myself!)
46. If you saw your last ex right now, what would you say?
Hiya.
47. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page?
Didn’t know I had a myspace page.
48. How many different beverages have you had today?
Coffee and H2o, that makes two I guess.
49. What kind of cell phone do you have?
Chocolate.
50. What do you wish for?
Actively, nothing. But if wishing had any impact on reality, I’d have to think about world peace all the time. If you want a fun answer, I want it to snow. 15 feet of pure white snow, with Nick Cave in the background.
51. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No, not my own.
52. Any plans for tomorrow?
A dry birthday party.
53. Done anything you regret recently?
No. I’m not the regretting kind.
54. Do you keep in touch with your exes?
No, not really. Once every while, but never initiated by me.
55. Is there anything that you want to say to someone right now?
Sure. Is there someone you want me to say something to?
56. Describe your key chain?
It has keys on it.
57. What is on your mind right now?
Since you’ve asked, 10 things ran through my mind.
Do you want the G, PG, R, or X-rated items?
58. What kind of winter coat do you have?
A vest is my main protection, but sometimes I wear a black and white Adidas jacket… but only when I want to hang out outside.
59. Do you still talk to the person you last had a thing with?
Nope.
60. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Some of them…
61. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
Flinstones, and icky black liquid stuff to live through the radiation from Chernobyl.
62. What’s the seventh text message in your inbox say?
“Fwd; Jesus hit by lightning”
63. When was the last time you drove more than 15 minutes?
In the last 2 hours.
64. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
No. (But I am in denial.)
65. Are you jealous of anyone?
No.
66. Have you ever gone to a beach?
Yep.
67. Do you remember your music teacher’s name from elementary school?
Sipurzynska. Bet ya you can’t pronounce it.
68. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Surely you meant to ask about dolphins?
69. What would you say if I told you I was in love with your sister?
Amen.
70. What’s the last dream you can remember?
Last night: Watching through the window of a basement, I saw bombs falling to the ground. I tried to warn everyone, but no one gave a rat’s ass. (I have fun dreams - it’s where I get out my disappointments in the human race.)
71. What time did you wake up this morning?
6:00, 9:30, and about 11:00 for the last time.
72. When was the last time you were really sick?
Really sick? Hmmm… Couple of years ago I suppose.
73. Do you want to get married?
To whom?
74. Are you talking to anyone right now?
Are you someone?
75. Does it bother you when someone says they’ll call you and they don’t?
Only if I wanted them to call in the first place. When people I don’t want to talk to break their promise to call, I celebrate. Call me easily amused.
76. How many of the U.S states have you been to?
Eight - I shall die having visited only eight.
77. What are five things that you did today?
Skated on the river, read, dreamed a pretty dream (made a little hate machine), listened to music, answered a survey.
78. Are you bipolar?
No. Yes. Um, I don’t know.
79. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
I think so.
80. Have you ever kayaked?
No.
81. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
Sure.
82. Are you an extreme racist?
No. Just a little bit towards Polish people.
83. Where was the last house/place you went besides your house?
7-11.
84. What do you usually order from Olive Garden?
Bread sticks. :)
85. Do you have freckles?
None that I can see in the mirror.
86. Do you drive when you go on long trips?
Damn right I do.
87. Talked to anyone you care about today?
Everyday.
88. Anything annoying you right now?
The last one to hear the long winded answer to that committed suicide. I’ll spare you - it’ll be my good deed for the day.
89. Favourite memory?
Gawd, just one again? Seriously?